My Jams
November 13, 2009
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November 10, 2009
Penis Poofer
Me: He ditched us!
Rach: How Dare He!!
Me: I know right?! Looks like no Casstara time today :( *Sobs*
Rach: -tear- Awe.
Me: Sad sad day. I really wanted you to meet him! Lol. Men...just a pain in the ass! LOL
Rach: Yaya, pain in the ass. -rubs ass and pouts-
Me: *Frowns* We should banish men from the earth...so much more would get done!
Rach: YESYESYES!
Me: Sweet! It's a plan...now how do we go about executing it?
Rach: -taps chin- We should make a penis poofer!
Me: A penis poofer? And what exactly would this contraption do? *Raises an eyebrow*
Rach: Makes all the penis' go POOF! -wiggels my fingers and waves my hands in a circle shape-
Me: *nods* Ahhhhh. I see...I see. And how will we make this amazing machine?
Rach: -shrugs- GIRL POWER!
Me: Ok. Well first we need supplies...I think a trip to the junkyard is in order?
Rach: -nods- Yeah. And my makeup box
Me: *hops in the car* You comin?
Rach: -jumps in beside you and rubs my hands together- Ooooooooo yeah..
Me: Alright bitch! Lets get to steppin! *Slams the gas and speeds to the junkyard. Gets out*
Rach: -gets out and grabs a rusty chainsaw with a devilish grin on my face- Puuuurfect.
Me: *Smirks and laughs evily* Muahhahaha. *Finds a dirty icepick and smirks* This'll be fun!
Rach: -nods and picks up an old vaccum cleaner- MUAHAHA
Me: OOoooooo. That'll be fun! *Runs around and finds a huge magnet* For those with piercings....*Smirks evily
Rach: -grins- Muahaha. Perfect. Lets get building.
Me: Lets get to it! *throws the stuff in the trunk and hops back in the car*
Rach: -jumps in rubbing my hands together- Muahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Me: *throws head back and laughs* MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAMUAHAHHAMAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Rach:WATCH THE ROAD!
Me: OH! *looks back at the road and pulls up to the house* OOPS! *Gets out and grabs the supplies*
Rach: -gets out with an evil grin and shouts- BEWARE ALL YOU PENIS HOLDERS, BEWAREEEEEE!!!
Me: Muahahahahah! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! *Dumps the supplies on the floor and grabs a box of tools* Ready?
Rach: -nods and laughs as all the men run from their houses screaming like girls- READY!
Me: *Turns on the machine*
Rach: -laughs evilly as every man in the word screams in pain, penis' flying in all directions getting sucked into the machine-
Me: *Throws head back* MUahahahahah. MUahahahaha. MUAHAHAHAHAH. Rachel! We've done it! *watches the penis' fly*
Rach: -laughs hysterically- Muahahahaha. WOMAN RULE!
Me: WOMAN RULE THE WORLD NOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH FINALLY!
Ok. So I know we're a little ridiculous but I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard!
November 08, 2009
Shitty Shitty Job
xoxox
love you bitches!
November 07, 2009
WOW
September 25, 2009
Wedding Info
September 21, 2009
I hate my job
I want nothing more than to get shot with a 12 gauge right now.... fuck my job!
September 10, 2009
Why?
Why can’t we just agree on 1 little thing. I’m black and you’re white. We don’t like the same things and that’s making it extremely hard to plan a wedding! Why do we have to be complete opposites? I want crazy, unique, wild and fun. You..well you don't know what you want but I think you want simple and elegant. I’m sorry that I'm not simple and elegant. I never have been and I never will be. That’s just not me. I’m not boring. Make up your mind and get back to me ok? Thanks.
It’s been too long
It’s been too long since I updated this thing. Not much has been going on. I’ve been working a lot and making a book full of ideas for the wedding. I can’t even describe how happy and elated I am to be getting married. I love Kenny more than anything in the world and cannot wait to be his wife. We were thinking a fall wedding. Early October. Lots of rich reds, oranges and browns. It will be gorgeous. Now we just gotta find a place to hold 300 people! I’ve asked most of my bridal party to be in my wedding already and thankfully they’ve all said yes. I can’t wait until it gets closer so I can start dress shopping for both myself and the girls. I feel like a little kid in a candy store!
I applied for the Art Institute of Michigan the other day! I’m really hoping I get in but we’ll see. I’m going to do their Baking and Pastry Arts certificate program then go back to do the Culinary Arts Associates Degree. I can’t wait to start school! Now, I just gotta come up with the money to go!
More later, It’s bed time!
Goodnight.
August 17, 2009
I love NC!!!
So yesterday was interesting. I actually slept in! Yey! We went to the aquarium which was awesome! Ill upload some pics when I get a chance. They had an awesome green moray eel. It was like Ursulas eels in The Little Mermaid. It rocked. Definitally my favorite part of the aquarium. After we came home the boys went to this mexican resturaunt and I went to the beach around 7. It was gorgeous. After they were done eating I came and picked them up and then brought them back to the beach. The sunset was beautiful! The clouds were all sorts of red and orange.
Today Kenny and I dropped the boys off at the beach and grabbed some food. We drove around for a bit and went grocery shopping. We picked the boys back up and now were back home eating dinner. Were gonna go back to the beach in a bit after everybodys eaten and rested!
August 16, 2009
Finally relaxing
Yesterday wasn't too eventful. I woke up and went to the coffe shop with Nick Smith and brother Nick. I got the best smoothie I've ever had! It was mandrin orange passion fruit! Amazing! We came home and the boys went disc golfing. I cooked baked potatoes with bacon and onions for when they got home. They loved it of course. It was such a mans meal! After they came home and were fed they wanted to go to the beach. I didn't want to so I dropped them off and started driving. I ended up driving the entire length of Emerald Isle. From the city of Emerald Isle to Fort Macon State Park. I didn't realize I had driven that far until the road ended and I was in the state park. I got out and took some beautiful pictures and collected some seashells. I decided I wanna live on Emerald Isle. I have fallen in love with it! I want a house on stilts, on the beach. I want it to be some extravagent bright color with painted bouys hanging from the outside. Kenny said it was fine with him so I can't wait! After the beach we ate some dinner and relaxed. We went out to Morehead City to check out this cool shop after we were done chillaxing. I bought this bag that you pop, and it explodes and let's out this nasty fart smell! That's right, Kandees pulling a practical joke. I'm gonna throw it in Brandon and Dereks room! I can't wait. We came back from that store and Nick, Nick and Derek went clubbing. Kenny, Brandon and I stayed home. We got some midnight McDonalds and watched Swingers. That's a good movie. If you haven't seen it you gotta watch it! Nick and Brandon are cooking pancakes and bacon for breakfast now so I'm sitting here bored! I think were going to the beach again today. YEY. I'm not the hugest fan of the beach. I kinda just wanna do something else. Maybe Ken will wanna do something else. We'll see.
August 14, 2009
I am the Queen!
So today I got up at 7:30 since I went to bed so early. I spent my morning outside on the swing until 9 when Nick got up. We went on an adventure! We drove to the nearest Starbucks (20 mins) to get some coffe and free wi-fi. Well this Starbucks had no internet! Are you fucking kidding me?! I thought /every/ Starbucks had it! Lame. Well anyway we spen a couple hours going to places to find internet. We finally found some at a Dunkin Donuts. When we came home I woke Kenny up to go grocery shoppin! Fun stuff. When we got back I tried yo make lunch. I was frying up some taters and they turned to mush. Don't ask me how, we were all baffled by it but they looked like grits! The boys wanted to go to the beach but I wasn't in the mood so I dropped em off and went exploring. I explored ALL the surrounding cities only to find a couple antique shops. It was relaxing though. When I picked the boys up they were hungry so we went back home and I made spagetti. Not that shit out of a can, I made 100% homemade spagetti sauce. And guess what? Do you know what happens when you cook a group of 5 men a great meal? They do dishes. That's right. I got 5 guys to do dishes for me! I have to be the queen! All I need is a throne and tiara! It was awesome! I should have gotten a picture. While they were doin dishes I was sittin outside on the swing talkin to my mom with a glass of wine and a cig. Doesn't get much better than that!The boys wanted ice cream after they did the dishes so while they were out I took a nice hot candlelit bath with a glass of wine! I'm a miracle worker!
Rain!
So I went to bed at 11 last night cuz I hadn't slept in 36 hours so here I am at 8 am swingin on the front porch watchin the rain. It's beautiful here even with the rain. All the boys are still sleepin. Brandon went to bed before I did but I'm not sure when the other boys fell asleep. I don't remember Kenny coming to bed so I must really have been out! I needed a good night rest. Nickey poo is supposed to be getting up at 9 and we're going on an adventure to find a coffee shop. We need some internet so he can find out where all the dexcing places are. I just knew I'd be up so I thought I'd tag along. I love the sound and smell of rain. :) One of the neighbors just came out and asked if we brought the weather with us! We might have. Besides the warmth it is a lot like Michigan weather. There's a lot of bugs here in NC. I came into the bathroom yesterday when we got here and there was a huge cockroach in the toilet. I've never seen a cockroach before! It was like 2 inches long! Gross. I flushed him. Then there's this spider living in the tree outside and he's the size of a silver dollar! I LOATH spiders. They are disgusting creatures! It's raining harder now and I'm loving it. Melissa says that's what I get for going without her! She could have come. I didn't care. It was her brothers she had to convince! The neighborhood were staying in is very peaceful and quiet. Its right on the marina...probably a bunch of old folks. I think were gonna end up going to the aquarium if this weather hold up. That's cool with me! I love fishies! Hopefully they have sharks. I love that everyone talks with southern accents down here. I'm probably gonna come back with one! Lol. I don't know if I'll have time to go see Becky one more time before she leaves! I have a couple days off but she's a pretty busy lady ya know! I am going to make an effort though. Try to work something out. My parents are officially home from their camping trip! They had a ton of fun! Tina will be home from New York on the 18th and I'll be back on the 20th. Everything will be back to normal!
August 13, 2009
Were in NC!
So we finally made it to North Carolina! We have about 4 hours left until were in Swansboro. Driving through the mountains in West Virginia and Virginia was a little scary but sooooooo beautiful. I can't wait to spend days on the beach reading. It's gonna be beautiful! I love NC so far. I'm ok with moving here as of now. We'll see how much I like it once I've been here for a week! I haven't slept at all so I think it's naptime!
On the road!
So were officially on our way to North Carolina. We've been on the road for 4 hours and have about 10 left to go. Were still in ogio which sucks but whatever. Its currently 3 am and I can't sleep. Roadtrips are too much fun. Its extremely dark out so I've just been watching the meteor shower. I love shooting stars! They are so magical. Nick and I were just talking about livejournal! I wanna go find my old one and see what I wrote about. Its gotta be good! Lol. I guess this is kinda the same thing though. Well I'm gonna try to sleep. Nighty night!
August 11, 2009
Another Day
August 10, 2009
BECKY DITTO!!!
3 days til NC!!!
I am sooooo unbelievably excited to go to North Carolina. To finally see where I'm going to be living in a couple years. It's gonna be so much fun. There's supposed to be scattered thunderstorms pretty much the whole time we're there but I'm hoping they'll just blow over. I wanna spend the week on the beach reading a book. :) That sounds perfect and all but Ken says there's sand spiders o.O GROSS! I'll have to bring a chair so I don't have to lay on the sand. I'm just so excited I can't wait! Kenny said he was going to take me on a date while we're there. Hopefully it's special. Knowing him..It will be. He's so good to me. I don't deserve him. I went and saw him on his lunch last night/this morning at 1 am. I have to go to work soon and I'm dreading it. I hate my job. I would say "at least it pays the bills" but it doesn't even do that. So I've discovered that I absolutely love Salvador Dali. Everything he has ever painted is absolutely genius! I get this feeling deep inside when I look at his art that is indescribable. It's like I feel angry, sad, happy and excited all at the same time. It's this rush of emotions and I love it. My house will be filled with his art, when I get a house. Lol. I hope Ken likes his works. I think he will because of how odd they are. Salvador Dali is a fucking genius!