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So I wasn't sure what to title this....maybe something will come to me as I'm writing? Maybe.... So I just discovered that Kenny's little brother, Nick, likes Imogen Heap! That makes me so happy inside...you don't even know! lol. We're listening to it now. Ok not now. Now we're listening to Marianas Trench....Just as good. So Nick and I just played Dino Run. Go check it out. It's fun as hell! lol. I enjoyed myself! I pretty much enjoy everything I do with Nick. We have so much fun together. I can't wait until he's my brother! lol. Ok nighty night!

Penis Poofer

Ok. So Rachel and I had the best fricking convo ever! Read this shit! You'll pee your pants laughing so hard!

Me: He ditched us!
Rach: How Dare He!!
Me: I know right?! Looks like no Casstara time today :( *Sobs*
Rach: -tear- Awe.
Me: Sad sad day. I really wanted you to meet him! Lol. Men...just a pain in the ass! LOL
Rach: Yaya, pain in the ass. -rubs ass and pouts-
Me: *Frowns* We should banish men from the earth...so much more would get done!
Rach: YESYESYES!
Me: Sweet! It's a plan...now how do we go about executing it?
Rach: -taps chin- We should make a penis poofer!
Me: A penis poofer? And what exactly would this contraption do? *Raises an eyebrow*
Rach: Makes all the penis' go POOF! -wiggels my fingers and waves my hands in a circle shape-
Me: *nods* Ahhhhh. I see...I see. And how will we make this amazing machine?
Rach: -shrugs- GIRL POWER!
Me: Ok. Well first we need supplies...I think a trip to the junkyard is in order?
Rach: -nods- Yeah. And my makeup box
Me: *hops in the car* You comin?
Rach: -jumps in beside you and rubs my hands together- Ooooooooo yeah..
Me: Alright bitch! Lets get to steppin! *Slams the gas and speeds to the junkyard. Gets out*
Rach: -gets out and grabs a rusty chainsaw with a devilish grin on my face- Puuuurfect.
Me: *Smirks and laughs evily* Muahhahaha. *Finds a dirty icepick and smirks* This'll be fun!
Rach: -nods and picks up an old vaccum cleaner- MUAHAHA
Me: OOoooooo. That'll be fun! *Runs around and finds a huge magnet* For those with piercings....*Smirks evily
Rach: -grins- Muahaha. Perfect. Lets get building.
Me: Lets get to it! *throws the stuff in the trunk and hops back in the car*
Rach: -jumps in rubbing my hands together- Muahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Me: *throws head back and laughs* MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAMUAHAHHAMAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Rach:WATCH THE ROAD!
Me: OH! *looks back at the road and pulls up to the house* OOPS! *Gets out and grabs the supplies*
Rach: -gets out with an evil grin and shouts- BEWARE ALL YOU PENIS HOLDERS, BEWAREEEEEE!!!
Me: Muahahahahah! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! *Dumps the supplies on the floor and grabs a box of tools* Ready?
Rach: -nods and laughs as all the men run from their houses screaming like girls- READY!
Me: *Turns on the machine*
Rach: -laughs evilly as every man in the word screams in pain, penis' flying in all directions getting sucked into the machine-
Me: *Throws head back* MUahahahahah. MUahahahaha. MUAHAHAHAHAH. Rachel! We've done it! *watches the penis' fly*
Rach: -laughs hysterically- Muahahahaha. WOMAN RULE!
Me: WOMAN RULE THE WORLD NOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH FINALLY!

Ok. So I know we're a little ridiculous but I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard!

Shitty Shitty Job

Work sucked today! I got sent home 3 hours early which actually turned out to be a good thing since I only got 4 hours of sleep! EEP! I need to sleep more. Damned insomnia! I hate it. I have a new favorite song! It's Marianas Trench - Beside you! Go look it up, download it, listen, love! It's amazing!!!!!!! Do it cuz I said so! lol. Kenny just came over. He's laying in bed with me. I love this boy so much. He's the best thing that has ever happened to me! WOOT! I'm one lucky bitch! And I am just that....a bitch! Now Kens being a grump! lol. Just kidddddiiiinnngggg! I'm in a really good mood today! It feels good to be happy :) I can't wait for class tomorrow! We get new groups so I wont be stuck with FUCKING IDIOTS anymore! WOOT! Sara and I want to be in a group together cuz we're the shit. I love that girl. She's so fucking awesome! We're so much alike on so many different levels...it's kinda creepy! Ok...Cuddle time!

xoxox

love you bitches!